Bas I question your commitment to the role of HoH. As HoH you are supposed to be familiar with every aspect of your wife's existence. The comment you left on my post "I am coming out of the closet" left me very troubled. There is no need to go back to look for it, I copy and pasted it here.
Maybe you first need to test if this closet is soundproof.
Lisa has a wardrobe/closet that once belonged to her granddad and that she already had in her room when she was a little girl.
It has been in my living room now for 35 years and I have never opened it.
She is absolutely not ready for that!
She is not ready?....or YOU are not ready?
Seriously!
35 years!
You are not curious at all!
FORGET CURIOUS! IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY AS HoH TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR HOME!
What if she has a pile of money traceable to a bank robbery she committed in her youth!
No, you don't think?
What if it holds her secret collection of Elvis Plates!
Beatles Plates?!
OK! OK!
David Hasselhoff plates!
You don't think so?
What if Lisa's closet is like the one in the Chronicles of Narnia?
What if everyday when you turn your back, she sneaks away into her wardrobe for a magical adventure WITHOUT YOU?!
ARE YOU GOING TO TOLERATE THAT?!
Orrrrrrrr......
What if Rogue's Dopp is hiding in there?.......Waiting to jump out at you or Lisa at any momen.......
Uh...
never mind
Can you see Dopp hiding in a closet?
You are more likely to look up one day to see her sitting on your couch with a glass of your best, most expensive wine in her hand looking at you with a cocked brow and a very knowing look.
Mmmmm....no that's not Dopp....
DON'T TOUCH THAT DOOR!
I know what is in there.
Every time Lisa wanted to tell you she loved you and couldn't
Every time she wanted to bash you over the head for comparing her to her mother
(Tsk! Really Bas! A rookie mistake!)
Every time she felt a moment of tenderness she didn't know how to express
Every time she saw you make a speech or weld your authority and felt overwhelming pride and possession
Every time she turned a compliment away, rebuffed your decisions when she really wanted to follow
All of Lisa's feelings.....everything she every repressed....over the last 35 years!
It is all packed in there.
If you open that wardrobe, 35 years will come whooshing out in seconds and will swarm you.
At first it will feel like small kisses
but all to quickly it will overwhelm you
no corporeal presense could withstand that
No....it is better to wait til the corporeal is no more.
What a beautiful thing to look forward to!
Ok
Soooo......maybe I was wrong....
*sigh*
You knew what was in there didn't you?
*sigh*
You are a good HoH after all.
Huh
Who would have believed it?!
She is not ready?....or YOU are not ready?
Seriously!
35 years!
You are not curious at all!
FORGET CURIOUS! IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY AS HoH TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR HOME!
What if she has a pile of money traceable to a bank robbery she committed in her youth!
What if it holds her secret collection of Elvis Plates!
Beatles Plates?!
OK! OK!
David Hasselhoff plates!
You don't think so?
What if Lisa's closet is like the one in the Chronicles of Narnia?
What if everyday when you turn your back, she sneaks away into her wardrobe for a magical adventure WITHOUT YOU?!
ARE YOU GOING TO TOLERATE THAT?!
Orrrrrrrr......
What if Rogue's Dopp is hiding in there?.......Waiting to jump out at you or Lisa at any momen.......
Uh...
never mind
Can you see Dopp hiding in a closet?
You are more likely to look up one day to see her sitting on your couch with a glass of your best, most expensive wine in her hand looking at you with a cocked brow and a very knowing look.
Mmmmm....no that's not Dopp....
Yeah......alittle better
EXACTLY!
Enough speculation!
You will march yourself over to that wardrobe this second and open those doors to reveal what is inside!
Show us the HoH that you claim to be!
EXERT YOUR AUTHORITY!
DON'T TOUCH THAT DOOR!
I know what is in there.
Every time Lisa wanted to tell you she loved you and couldn't
Every time she wanted to bash you over the head for comparing her to her mother
(Tsk! Really Bas! A rookie mistake!)
Every time she felt a moment of tenderness she didn't know how to express
Every time she saw you make a speech or weld your authority and felt overwhelming pride and possession
Every time she turned a compliment away, rebuffed your decisions when she really wanted to follow
All of Lisa's feelings.....everything she every repressed....over the last 35 years!
It is all packed in there.
If you open that wardrobe, 35 years will come whooshing out in seconds and will swarm you.
At first it will feel like small kisses
but all to quickly it will overwhelm you
no corporeal presense could withstand that
No....it is better to wait til the corporeal is no more.
What a beautiful thing to look forward to!
Ok
Soooo......maybe I was wrong....
*sigh*
You knew what was in there didn't you?
*sigh*
You are a good HoH after all.
Huh
Who would have believed it?!
Thanks Bas!
Please feel free to leave a comment, be kind.
LOL! Blue Bird, you are one naughty lady! With attitude! I see why Bas has such a challenge to keep up with you (and everyone else).
ReplyDeleteHappy Spankful for Bas Day!
I love how you did this Blue Bird! I am sure that Bas will too:)
ReplyDeleteThis is great! Good job Blue Bird....Bas will love this :)
ReplyDeleteSooo creative! Love it! Bas will love it!
ReplyDeleteROFL! BB, you stinker...very clever and creative.
ReplyDeleteHappy Spankful for Bas Day!
Blessings,
Cat
You are so creative!
ReplyDeleteLOL, Very well done! Dopp would never allow herself to be shut away in a wardrobe....alone. ;)
ReplyDeleteShe's right where she needs to be though. Bas can certainly handle her. Great job, BB!
This is a great post, BBird. I loved it! You are a very creative lady.
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lillie
I giggled my way through this whole post! You're right...he is a great HOH. LOL, good job Blue Bird!
ReplyDeleteGreat post, very creative. A great HoH indeed!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Roz
This was precious. I got butterflies in my tummy and tears in my eyes reading it.
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